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RaspBEARy Essentials
As you drink, be sure to practice the BEAR Expectations! Be Safe. Engage in Learning. Act Responsibly. Radiate Kindness. Show Respect.
With Fidelity
Drink this smooth Lemon Saison like you teach, with fidelity.
Wine List
If you want to know what wines are available, ask our sommelier (The Skipper's Wife) for help.
Mixed Drinks
Roll for Drink
I hate when people say "Surprise Me", so you get to surprise yourself and let the Math Rocks decide your fate. There are no guarantees or refunds for a crappy roll, just pray you don't get a Nat 1.
Jenn's Tattoo
Direct from the Nomad Lounge (AKA the churro place) along the Nile River, this blend of vodka, watermelon, hibiscus, and lime juice is a the kind of tattoo no one will regret.
Return To Civilization
Our most potent drink made with rum, vodka, and orange juice makes this the most dangerous part of your journey.
It's Snot
A classic mojito that may look like water from an elephant's trunk, but don't worry...
Niles And Niles
This Irish twist on a classic mojito is just as good as the original. If you don't believe me, too bad. You're in... my bar.
Paradocks
A lovely, tropical drink made with spiced and white rum, pineapple, and orange juice, best enjoyed on either side of a pair of docks... or between a pair of dorks.
Trader Sam
Created with a mix of pineapple, apple, coconut, and spiced rum. Any way you slice it, you come out ahead.
Crocodile Mule
A traditional mule made with vodka, lime, and ginger beer. Be careful, Ginger Snaps.
Boulder Attraction
Don't take this old-fashioned for granite just because its on the rocks.
Martinis (Vodka Based)
Amazon Annie
A lemon and basil martini.
Congo Connie
A very orange martini.
Rutshuru Ruby
A lemon and cherry martini.
Zambesi Zelda
A martini mixed with orange, cranberry, lime, and blue curacao.
Martinis (Gin Based) - For those that are bougie
Magdelena Martini
A regular martini
Dry Humor Martini
Very little Vermouth. That's the joke.
Dirty Elephant Martini
Feel free to get your cameras out, we'll keep our trunks on.
Hemingway Martini
I set the bottle of Vermouth next to you while you talk to it.
Mocktails
Shirley's Temple
Come deep into the jungle for this classic take on the ruler of this temple.
My Favorite Plants
A hibiscus flavor with lemon-lime soda. Ask me to show you.
Schweitzer Falls
This watermelon and lemon-lime soda concoction is named after the famous explorer, Dr. Albert Falls.
O2H
Fresh from the 8th wonder of the world, the backside of water!
Interested in catering? Why?
If you enjoyed yourself, my name is Skipper Josh and this was The Sleeping Zebra.
If not, my name is Frank and this was The Avenue.
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